DON'T GO IN THE KITCHEN.

AND IF THE NEIGHBOURS IN THE FLAT BELOW RING THE DOORBELL, TELL THEM I DROPPED A WINE BOTTLE. SEVERAL TIMES. THEN THE PIZZA IN THE OVEN EXPLODED.

DON'T WORRY, THOUGH, I'LL HAVE EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL IN A JIFFY.

Following on from the cat saga, I would like to report I successfully returned the fire breathing cat to the Flongfling dimension yesterday, and just a few moments ago was able to rescue the proper cat, who is a little skittish and a bit purple, but otherwise unharmed ( Read more... )